Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What I would've said...

To the lovely young Indian girl in the bumblebee skirt and blouse chatting obliviously on her Swarovski-crusted cell phone...

"Darling...the stripes on the pavement don't stop cars when you walk out in front of them at unguarded street crossings - just like stop signs and stop lights don't stop other cars when you're driving..."

In other words - you're lucky I didn't hit you...and may not be so lucky with the next driver. Less talk. More walk.

Pay freakin' attention!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So why do folks who seem okay and quiet get on their cellphones in a bookstore or restaurant and scream like they're communicating with tin cans and a mile of string?
Quelle drag!

Meeting you last night - Quelle plaisir!

Mlle. Perry

Deemer said...

They need to introduce cell phone etiquette into public school curriculums AND the dangers of cell phone use into all junior high health classes.