Sunday, January 15, 2012

What I would've said...

OK - so - to the gentleman with the puffy gray hair, fussy glasses, shearling car coat and palazzo pants... "your giant Range Rover is more of a parking problem than the tiny girl's compact car (and she was in her lines) - leave her alone!"

Oh - and - while I'm at it. "Hey - Christmas sweat pants! - my U-turn on yellow as perfectly legal (I even still had the light) and properly executed - so save your attitude for the gym or trading floor or pitch meeting."

There. Back to my regularly scheduled Sunday.

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