On the day of the Globes noms...
(how "industry" of me)
The Twelve Days of [SoCal] Christmas
On the first day of
Christmas my true love gave to me…
A seagull in a palm
tree…
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Seven boutique
burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight maids a
shopping
Seven boutique burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine Sig Alerts
Eight maids a shopping
Seven boutique burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten muddler’s
muddling
Nine Sig Alerts
Eight maids a shopping
Seven boutique burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eleven body fascists
Ten muddler’s muddling
Nine Sig Alerts
Eight maids a shopping
Seven boutique burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Twelve 'copters buzzing
Eleven body fascists
Ten muddler’s muddling
Nine Sig Alerts
Eight maids a shopping
Seven boutique burgers
Six double parkers
FIVE Golden Globes
Four texting drivers
Three bitchy hipsters
Two Hermes gloves
And a seagull in a palm tree…
