What I would've said...

SO...I started this awhile ago and haven't utilized the forum. Things that I'd like to shout out my car window - or bellow at a passerby on the sidewalk... OR in this case to the seersuckered, fedora'd young douche at Pavilions...

HEY DOOFUS - unless you were chemically impaired - the fact that you stood DIRECTLY in front of me - without acknowledging me - at the nut kiosk - WHAT THE HELL!? It's a small selection of nuts and trail mix. It's a narrow aisle. I KNOW I'm hard to miss. Are you REALLY that rude and self absorbed?!

It's one thing if you snuck in and grabbed a bag of nuts and left... It's entirely ANOTHER thing if you park in front of me and just shop. Peruse. Take your time. Really. Sorry. I have to say - you are an asshole.

Ahhhh...that's better. I think I'll post this in another public forum as well... Because I'm still just that frosted.

Again - this will be my forum for the occasional outburst!

R.I.P. Julia Sugarbaker

"and THAT, just so you will know Marjorie and your children will some day know, was the night that the lights went out in Georgia!"

Punk pioneer and innovator also had wicked style...

Before Madonna and better.

RIP Malcolm McLaren

Service with a shrug© BOO SPIRIT AIRLINES

More like service with "the finger."

Charging for CARRY-ON bags?!  UP TO $45?!?!   http://money.cnn.com/2010/04/06/news/companies/spirit_airlines_carry-on_fee/  

 

Not only did their site not load on my Mac for years - but they also don't go anywhere I want/need to...AND - they're not all that cheap from the research I did on their site (which now loads).  In addition - $3 for a Diet Coke or water is absurd.

I don't know.  I guess we need one airline that's like a bus.   I just don't.  And - the comment I heard from an airline exec: "Bring less.  Pay less."  Just seemed, well, crass.

How does one celebrate a great month?

Well...

A dozen oysters (kumamoto and Fanny Flagg or Dolly May or happy Fran or something) and a glass of rosé at your favorite neighborhood boite.

I LOVE COMME CA!

Sort of my Cheers - but with foie gras and a gifted fromager and gracious staff! LOL!

One whole month at my amazing new firm... working with an amazing client and amazing colleagues.

Cheers!